Wednesday, May 02, 2007

When a man gets drunk...

1. He speaks english...broken, carabao, mangled and promdi english.
2. He yakks and yakks about everything and nothing.
3. He doesn't make sense...even when he is already trying to explain.
4. He caterwauls. Wails like a baby.
5. He can't figure out his ass from his head.
6. He opens a lot of cans of worms, and be the first to run.
7. He tries to sound sensitive, and ends up being the biggest jerk on earth.

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